Psychic reads future by feeling butts!

They just have to keep coming up with odder and stranger things to con the rubes..............

Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future Tue Jul 9,11:55 AM ET

By Nick Tattersall

BERLIN (Reuters) - Forget palm-reading. A blind German psychic claimed Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.

Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's backsides have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny.

'The bottom is much more intense

I thought this was the way to check if you're at risk for colon cancer...

We don't need no steenkin psychic when we have Sylvester Stallone's mum and Rumpology!
http://www.ratbags.com/loon/apr02/ (and just look at who won Loon of the Month that month).

AND Miss Cleo...