An Example of Intelligent, Scientific Open-Mindedness

DATE=6/29/98 TYPE=CORRESPONDENT REPORT NUMBER=2-234749 TITLE=UFO REVIEW (L-O) BYLINE=JESSICA BERMAN DATELINE=WASHINGTON CONTENT= VOICED AT:

INTRO: A PANEL OF INDEPENDENT SCIENTISTS HAS CONCLUDED THAT SOME SIGHTINGS OF 'UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECTS'

What are you? High? ... Or is your bra too tight?

'SETI was concocted in a flight of sci-fi fantasym' Not true at all, queer.

'we have ZERO evidence of radio contact by ET' Correct, queer.

'investigating the phenomenon of apparent saucer shaped craft operating in our atmosphere seems less unreasonable. . .' Wrong again, queer.

Well, at least you admit that you are queer... I guess that makes you an *honest* colon cowboy

Absolutely. Any scientist who believes that alien craft are 'operating in our atmosphere' is no doubt a fudge packing, sperm burping, cum guzzling homo...Oh ya...AND a disloyal prick...Just like you...Queer.

PS- Anyone who spells 'Gary' with two r's is a butt burglar

:> :> Yep, it was. . .

: Well, at least you admit that you are queer... : I guess that makes you an *honest* colon cowboy

Reading comprehension skills noted as poor. . .

:> : 'investigating the phenomenon of apparent saucer shaped craft :> : operating in our atmosphere :> : seems less unreasonable. . .' Wrong again, queer. :> :> So I guess you are calling all the scientists who think that queers as well? :> Nice broad brush you got there, butch boy. .. :> :> Garry

: Absolutely. Any scientist who believes that alien craft are 'operating : in our atmosphere' : is no doubt a fudge packing, sperm burping, cum guzzling homo...Oh : ya...AND a disloyal : prick...Just like you...Queer.

Doesn't play well with others. . .

: PS- Anyone who spells 'Gary' with two r's is a butt burglar

Anyone who cares is a self-flagellating miscreatin with delusions of adequacy and a prediliction for small mammals. . .